OK Seriously

I'll seriously post something soon, but I smiled at some of these atheist bumper stickers:

1. JESUS SAVES...You From Thinking For Yourself
2. The Family That Prays Together Is Brainwashing the Children
3. "Worship Me Or I Will Torture You Forever. Have A Nice Day." -God
4. If There Is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
5. INTELLIGENT DESIGN: Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987

I just think they're funny; I don't necessarily agree with them. But I probably do, for the most part. Just kidding. Or not.